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Don't Quit Your Day Job

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Year released:
[www].se [ftp].se [mirror].us [mirror].de
Dont_Quit_CD1.toast_.sit (383.55 MB)
MD5: 8d2113b888f1ef25cc4d411ccf23e3c4
For System 7.0 - 7.6 - Mac OS 9
[www].se [ftp].se [mirror].us [mirror].de
Dont_Quit_CD2.toast_.sit (398.28 MB)
MD5: 6466abebe5f8ccd8b08b78811e6d88ce
For System 7.0 - 7.6 - Mac OS 9
[www].se [ftp].se [mirror].us [mirror].de
Guides on emulating older games

The game puts you in the role of a Hollywood talent scout assigned to find a hot new comic for the "Johnnie K. Show," a fictitious late night talk show. You have to infiltrate the world famous hub of stand-up comedy itself, The Improv, in an effort to schmooze the staff, patrons, and bigwigs into giving your chosen client a chance. You get a choice of whom you wish to represent - Shirley Felcker (the waitress with the annoyingly nasal voice) or Dolan Delatorre (the doorman who looks like a reject from Raging Bull). There are two CDs, one for each client. Depending upon whom you choose, different characters must be approached at the right time. If you screw up and talk to someone out of turn, you get flushed into Hell's Basement, a pitstop en route to the "Curse of the CD ROM Hallways." Choose a door, complete a puzzle, and you're back in business, having been magically transported back to The Improv (GameRevolution.)

Toast images, compressed with StuffIt 5.5

A note about the downloads available above:

Architecture: 68k PPC

These are Mac-only CD-ROMs.

68040 or PowerPC
Mac OS 7
6MB RAM (8MB recommended)
2.5MB hard disk space
256 colors
2x CD-ROM drive


Syntax.HYW's picture
by Syntax.HYW - 2014, February 26 - 5:08am

This looks worse than Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. I'm in!

mrdav's picture
by mrdav - 2013, September 21 - 12:16am

The GameRevolution review is rather negative. Might be worth looking at the game for the same reason some people like seeing bad B-grade movies.