Dear valuable member of our community,

You host a treasure too great to be forgotten in time and too valuable to the memory of mankind to be allowed to just vanish into the dark of night.
My I entice You to share this treasure with us, for the benefit of all and for the prosperity of countless generations yet to come?

I could also get down on my knees and beg and whimper for it, but I haven't swept my floor in quite a while.