Foobar's boyfriend, Ned, has been imprisoned in the DEA's mind control camp for drug offenders. Even though Ned was caught with only a joint on him, 21st century law clearly states that he must receive treatment. Foobar needs to break into the camp's air space and, among other things, destroy NOSEY the computer. NOSEY compiles data on every human in America, and when someone starts looking suspicious, NOSEY sends the DEA to their house. After killing NOSEY, Foobar will be reunited with Ned. Oh, amour!